Category Archives: Fun

I asked the Lord to tell me Why my house is such a mess. He asked if I’d been ‘computering’, And I had to answer ‘yes.’ He told me to get off my fanny, And tidy up the house. And … Continue reading →

Here’s to all of us who live in Minnesota, some born and raised here. Some got here as fast as they could and others who would like to be from Minnesota. This is the best version of this that I … Continue reading →

Ole and Sven die in a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks, and go to Hell. The Devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves. He says to them ‘Doesn’t the heat and smoke bother you? Ole replies, ‘Vell, ya know, ve’re from nordern … Continue reading →

The awesome power of a wife’s love. A very old man lay dying in his bed. In death’s doorway, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookie wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength and … Continue reading →

98% of Americans say “‘Oh shit” before going in the ditch on a slippery road. The other 2% are from Minnesota and they say, “Hold my beer and watch this.”

… and you thought you had problems.

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento When asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and … Continue reading →

Here’s another good one that came from an email. Part of rebuilding New Orleans caused residents often to be challenged with the task of tracing home titles back potentially hundreds of years. With a community rich with history stretching back … Continue reading →

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress thought someone may steal from it at night; so they  created  a night watchman, GS-4 position, and hired a person for the … Continue reading →

Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry’s Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. … Continue reading →